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mrbenrosenthal:

Zelda would totally kick Princess Peach’s arse, right?

Wrong.

mrbenrosenthal:

Zelda would totally kick Princess Peach’s arse, right?

Wrong.

polterghast:

I’m sorry, I haven’t told you why Peach is the best yet, yet again.

Shut your mouths about her never being a part of the adventure. She’s been doing that since the second game. I would like to see you put on a mofuckin’ ball gown and go-kart with your boyfriend and worst enemy and kick their…

Long story short:

Talk Shit, Get Hit

precumming:

Rosalina is hot

Yes she is.

precumming:

Rosalina is hot

Yes she is.

tiredgamer:

that was an intense race

I did not expect that at the end.

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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Meanwhile in New York…

precumming:

!!

Princess Peach’s beautiful peachy ass is better.

precumming:

!!

Princess Peach’s beautiful peachy ass is better.

precumming:

reshipped:

precumming:

my dick is blueberry flavored 

blueberry sized also 

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Rekt.

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

precumming:

shaving ur balls is a spiritual experience 

What if a spirit shaves his balls?

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

Wha..?

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

Wha..?